Mansory is awful

"Van Man, rocks the Man Van" (jacoboconnell) 09/04/2015 at 18:16 • Filed to: Rants

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They ruin tons of perfectly good high end and exotic cars. I mean, just look what they did to that Cayenne above!

I have literally never seen a Mansory car that I liked. And I’m not speaking just for Mansory, I mean all companies that needlessly destroy the looks of nice cars (Mansory, Novitec, etc.). If I owned an exotic, I would rather set it on fire than have it modified by a company like Mansory. Not joking.

Why, just why would you do that to your car? Why would you want your car to look that awful?

Maybe it’s just me, because I’ve never really liked modified cars (there are exceptions, but that Cayenne isn’t one).

Good looking car for your time.

jkm7680 > Van Man, rocks the Man Van 09/04/2015 at 18:19

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I’d totally drive that Mansory Cayenne!

While it’s on fire, right into a fireworks shop, without me in it.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Van Man, rocks the Man Van 09/04/2015 at 18:25

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Wow, the Caynenne can actually get uglier..

Klaus Schmoll > Van Man, rocks the Man Van 09/04/2015 at 18:25

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Mansory has always been to cars what dog turds are to your favourite park. Nothing to see here move along!

RallyWrench > Van Man, rocks the Man Van 09/04/2015 at 18:25

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You know, I was going to say something about how this hobby is all inclusive, and we all have different tastes, and to each their own and so on, but... that’s just indefensible.

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/04/2015 at 18:26

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I don't mind the normal Cayenne (second gen at least, original was terrible), but yeah, it's bad.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Van Man, rocks the Man Van 09/04/2015 at 18:34

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**shudder**

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > not for canada - australian in disguise 09/04/2015 at 18:39

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Why do all of Mansory’s Porsches have to have Turbo Twist wheels? They look good on a 911, but not a Panamera.

That said, that Panny is pretty bad, but not as awful as the Cayenne I posted. I kind of dig the interior.

djmt1 > Van Man, rocks the Man Van 09/04/2015 at 18:50

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I like what they did with the Vanquish but otherwise yeah, they needs to fall in the sea tied to concrete for crimes against carmanity.

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > djmt1 09/04/2015 at 19:03

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I don't really like the Vanquish though...

Sam > Van Man, rocks the Man Van 09/04/2015 at 19:16

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That’s why Mansory needs to be pronounced “Man-sorry”. As in “Man, sorry what happened to your car, that’ll be $40,000.”

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Sam 09/04/2015 at 19:26

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Good idea.

Frenchlicker > Van Man, rocks the Man Van 09/04/2015 at 21:22

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It took quite awhile combine their website but I found some I do not dislike.

Noah - Now with more boost. > Van Man, rocks the Man Van 09/04/2015 at 21:47

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I love “tuners” like Mansory. Everything they do is so ugly, it's hilarious.

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Frenchlicker 09/04/2015 at 21:47

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Those are still pretty bad.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Van Man, rocks the Man Van 09/04/2015 at 21:50

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Blame the oil kids with zero taste.

Axial > Van Man, rocks the Man Van 09/05/2015 at 00:28

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Not all kit companies are so crass and tasteless (or, perhaps, even blind!).

BSM did some amazing kits:

Same car I think, but with better exhaust:

I really like the kit on the earlier models and I wish BSM was still around, not that it would matter since they declined to ship to the USA even for a big group order several years ago:

Damn, I would rock the shit out of that...

Frenchlicker > Van Man, rocks the Man Van 09/05/2015 at 08:31

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I kind of like them, but that view of the 6x6 is the only good view. The Rolls has potential, it needs a tad bit of massaging. But I guess at what they charge it shouldn’t need massaging.

Nauraushaun > Van Man, rocks the Man Van 09/06/2015 at 23:38

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To an extent you have to blame the idiots who are paying them such vast sums of money for this sort of thing

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Nauraushaun 09/07/2015 at 08:54

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Yes.